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Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.
by maxinca May 15, 2012
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Date Weight

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"
by Colonel Harland Sanders August 13, 2008
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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 31, 2011
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date

A rare gathering between a Tech boy and a UVA girl. This occurance is rare because the UVA girl, due to her nature, often plays hard to get and only accepts to go out about 1/5 of the times that the Tech boy offers, despite the fact the UVA girl is in love with the Tech Boy and dreams about him regularly.
The UVA girl finally decided to go on a date with a Tech Boy. They went out to lunch and ate bagels.
by uhhuhyea April 16, 2009
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Bed Date

A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.

It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.

A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.
Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.

His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.
by SecretWhispers April 7, 2009
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it's a date

A casual expression not to be confused with actually asking someone out on a date. At times, when you are to pussy to reject someone, u simply say "it's a date" even tho you dont wanna be a part of it.

it's sometimes accompanied with a ;).. BUT it should be read with a sarcastic undertone if the ;) has been added.

It can be interpreted wrong, be careful with how you use this! To avoid misinterpretation, add the ;)
friend nr 1: "OMG my car broke down last night, can you come over and help me, you handy man! and then we can have some beers"
friend nr 2: *thinking I dont want to do this, putting on the fake happy voice* "yeah sure, it's a date ;)

"Wanna go to the library and do some serious studying?"
"Yeah, it's a date!
by verizoncinderella October 24, 2010
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date rott

a funky date:usually fucked too much bruised or rash with pus
that shazza has date rott, i aint touchin that grease!
by monkey smuggler May 15, 2006
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