Careerist

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.

Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."

by aentreri June 29, 2009

Carebear

One who does nothing but stand around and look, while all other are helping or putting in effort to help with something.

Often uses his special power, "carebear stare", erroneously thinking that it has an effect of helping the situation at hand.

In truth, a carebear often is an irritant to all others in the group/team who are seriously helping out while he tries hard to look as if he is helping and caring.

A carebear often makes use of the great number of people around him, who are doing work, as a cover for his "Carebear Stare"/slacking.

Often happens at Scout/girl-guide Camps where everyone is doing their part to pitch tents while the carebear stands around intensely gazing with his "Carebear Stare" to look like he is contributing.
Also occurs in the office (eg. meetings) where the carebear looks on while the group is actively contributing to the project discussion.

"What are you? A carebear? Come on! Help out like everyone else is doing. Don't just stand there and slack and pretend that you're doing something when you sure aren't."

by alibaba January 11, 2006

carebear

person who wants to make the best and fairest decision for everyone in a difficult situation. they try to please everyone because they simply have not realized that it is impossible to make everyone happy all the time.

martha caught steve sleeping around with sharon last night, so martha decided to call stefanny to see what she should do. stefanny suggested that martha share steve with sharon so it would be fair. martha was quickly enraged and told stefanny to stop acting like a carebear, and she hung up in stefanny's face. stefanny didnt think of herself as a carebear at all..

by Love-A-Lot Demon June 22, 2009

careinator

1) (n)/(adj)Someone cares so much they practically kill you with their caring.
2) (n)/(adj)Used in a sarcastic manner when someone is complaining non-stop about something minor.

1) Bob: Ever since I broke my foot Allan has been all fuckin' careinator on me.
Sally: That nigga just don't know when to quit.

2) Kika: Omg and then he was like 'LOLZ' and I put my away message up cause I didn't know what else to say and he was all, "Kika where r u?" and I started crying cause I didn't know what to sa-
Harry: *points to self* CAREINATOR.

3) David: Everytime she starts crying to me I hang up on her.
Steve: Nice job, careinator.

by HOLLABACKBUSHWICKANDWHAT December 24, 2006

take care ya shoes

1: to check your self before you act a fool.

2: to watch what your doing

Nigga 1: Yo dawg, chill out! Take Care Ya Shoes! Nigga 2: What you talkin bout! Nigga 1: You trippin homie!

by samurailouis December 25, 2009

intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."

Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.

by colorknit January 27, 2010

Dikke Kanker Care

It's what the Dutch say when someone does not care about that particular subject.
"Dikke" means "Fat", but it is used to simply amplify the words after a swear as well.
"Kanker" means "Cancer", which is quite the common swear in the Netherlands.
"Care" is English. When it comes to this, it is to express someone's not interested.
When shouted it shows it's true power.

Guy #1: Watch out, they're going to capture Bravo!
Guy #2: Dikke Kanker Care! Get over it already!

Gal #1: I'm pregnant! :D
Gal #2: Dikke Kanker Care, don't spread 'em! -.-

Mum: Dinner's ready!
Me: Dikke Kanker Care, I'm playing Modern Warfare 2. GTFO YOU HORRID WOMAN!

by BvdH pwnage March 10, 2010