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Cummy

When you have fucked your woman several times without showering; her or you, and between sweat, the wetness of her pussy and all the loads you've blown up in her, a "cummy" film coats both of you. Also your jizz oozing out of her hole
After banging my lady all night we both felt all cummy after she rode my dick and came 4 times
by Ho Hopr March 29, 2020
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Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
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Cummins

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummins and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
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Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
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cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020
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Cummies

Its like having the munchies but instead of eating you wanna masturbate
Dawg i got the cummies i rlly gotta beat it rn
by Lil_nando June 3, 2020
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Cummies

Its like the munchies but instead of eating you want to masturbate
Dawg i got the cummies imma go beat it real quick
by Lil_nando June 3, 2020
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