Cum Punch

The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.

"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."

by 5aq July 2, 2012

Cum Jar

A Jar or bottle of cum that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime.

Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my Cum Jar...I have waited my entire life for this! *makes orgasm noises while squirting cum out of jar*

by TheExplodingEevee October 2, 2017

Cum Shower

When a guy squirts his cum all over his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?

Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!

Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!

by SlopNChop January 3, 2017

Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

by GAWII April 26, 2014

cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.

Leslie Lopez is a cum swallower.

by Cañas November 29, 2013

cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess

JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.

by june bug October 27, 2003

cum-dumbster

a girl who is especially dense or dumb whose main function is as a receptacle for cum; a girl who often gets unknowingly used for sexual purposes

Your ex-girlfriend Denise is a total cum-dumbster!

by absolutely August 3, 2007