cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020