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Costco Man 

a man who has heterosexual sexual conquests both high in quantity and quality
That dude is such a Costco Man! He took home three Laker girls from the Lakers/Mavs game!
Costco Man by costcobrand April 29, 2011
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Cosmic Nine Year Old 

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

Cosby Boy 

A guy who can't handle his girlfriend or a person who is about to get their girlfriend stolen by another guy.
Aye man I'm definitely about to steal this Cosby Boy's girlfriend.

Yo your definitely a Cosby Boy for getting your girl stolen.
Cosby Boy by LA Good October 11, 2011

cosmo bomb 

A game played at a bar by a group of guys which developed from icing. The object is to order your friend a cosmo without his knowledge. Usually other friend distract the victim while the order is being placed. The friend who receives the drink must finish it at the bar but if requested they must walk around the bar showing off their pink drink. The bomb can also be ordered for the friend that was the first to hit the bathroom in the bar. The real joke is that while the drink it very pink it is mostly alcohol. Pinkies out.
Dude I got blackout drunk after three cosmo bombs at the bar last night.
cosmo bomb by Ser Rees McKelvey December 3, 2011
a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

Cosmic Rolley 

when you get the zig-zags out ready to make a joint and theres only one left better make your self a one-skinner kid
bill clinton: my fellow amercian skin up

me: cant theres only one skin left

bill clinton: make a cosmic rolley then?

me: yeah
Cosmic Rolley by cosmic-rolley December 17, 2012