coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill August 26, 2005

Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.

Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...

by Earwig August 20, 2008

coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 11, 2010

Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Coffee Belly

The aching feeling in your stomach when you drink too much coffee, particularly without eating very much food.

Oh no, I shouldn't have drunk all of that coffee before breakfast, got myself some coffee belly now.

by Angus Fern December 9, 2010