ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 09, 2024

Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.

Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!

by adtr160 September 18, 2017

pull a classic Vasily

To bail out on a plan at the last minute.

We made plans to go swimming but he pull a classic Vasily!

by Ronyn900 August 09, 2022

classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

schofield classic

When Schofield gives you head in High park

Man I got the Schofield classic yesterday when I was out

by Bignoirdragon January 11, 2021

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023