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Gingis Christ

the leader of all things orange and pale. Leads all Gingers in the right direction.
Looks like Gingis Christ has been here, peace has been restored.
by GingerGirlGaming June 20, 2023
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Jesus Christ

A man who loved you so much that he died for you. The man you were designed to love from the beginning. He is your missing piece and the only thing that can make you feel whole again! He created an entire universe to show you how special you truly are, and even allowed you to follow him into heaven despite how horrible all of man kind treats him. Constantly using his name in vein, cursing people out, murdering without reason, lying(includes not telling the whole truth), stealing, and many more things that we don't even know are wrong. But that's why Jesus died! So that we can accept the gift he offers us (eternity with him) so that we can feel his awesome love! You may think I'm wrong and want to disprove me, and you might think you have though you haven't! Because his existence is a proven fact along with his resurrection, his love, and us being his creation.

You may have questions like "well why hasn't he came to earth"
He did and we killed him.
Or maybe you're wondering "then who created God?"
You think something without a beginning needs a beginning, but scientists say that the universe didn't begin at a point in time either. It just "was". God just "was" as well. Except he wasn't suddenly just "was" he was always "was". Believing the universe came from a spec of nothing is probably worse than believing in the existence of God when you look at everything these scientists really say.
Person: Jesus Christ died for you!
by #Faithinhim February 26, 2024
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Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Holy Christ in Hell

An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.
"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
👿
by MikeLaserstorm69 November 25, 2018
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christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up
by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024
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My brother in christ

A family-friendly replacement for:
-Bitch
-Motherfucker
-A word I can't say for pewdiepie reasons
-and many more! :steamhappy:
"MY HEAR ME OUT IS any character"
"My brother in christ why are you saying this in a PUBLIC LOBBY there are CHILDREN here"
by Lioxly June 19, 2025
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