This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

Bear With Wide Cave by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009

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bat cave

A dirty ass bitch with crabs.

That bat cave's a crab infested spunk hole.

bat cave by Cockulous and Testocules April 24, 2009

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man in the cave

the result of pulling back the foreskin on an uncircumsized penis

As I pulled down my britches, Sally shreiked in horror as the man in the cave emerged from the abyss.

man in the cave by Samuel-K February 28, 2007

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Allegory of the Cave

A sexual act where someone

1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her sexually
4) as he/she nears orgasm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face

"I wanna give her some Platonic loving."

"Get a flashlight and give her the Allegory of the Cave"

Allegory of the Cave by Spuzzi April 5, 2017

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