by _.stendo May 30, 2022
the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.
Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.
by lynq February 07, 2023
The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.
"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
by Violent red. June 21, 2010
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 May 24, 2012
by Qc1 August 09, 2013