Carl

Very handsome guy with a very large dick in the Philippines he is also smart that studied in harvard university and that all the girls get wet when they see him

1.Carl looks like a coll motherfucker
2. Carl is so sexy
3. i want to fuck Carl

by enzo villaruz November 23, 2021

Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.

Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil

by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

Carl

Carl is a pejorative term used as slang for a man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what they should. Examples of what they love doing can be demanding to "speak to the manager", pushing their opinion when it’s not needed or being racist against any of the human “races”.

Carl is pushing his opinion on us again.
Carl just love talking doesn’t he?

by Carlinthe May 19, 2023

Carl

A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.

"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"

by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to the deadbeat dad because the deadbeat dad lies about his income.

He should be mortified to be receiving Carl support. What a pathetic loser!

by Effin Fantastic July 14, 2025

Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011

Hot Carl

A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.

Damn!!! That fat gurl just dropped a Hot Carl that stunk up the entire gymnasium! Goddamn shes a stinky broad ugh........

by Rhettsterz March 13, 2020