Carl

A "Carl" is very nice, well spoken, extremely intelligent person with lots of manners. They tend to have the up most respect towards everyone and always puts others before them in all situations.

What's good Carl

by JimBorisLovesVist May 3, 2022

Carl

A stupid, gay, annoying, fat, and boring guy.

Did you hear Carl

by Boilme April 28, 2020

carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Carl

He doesn't kill people. That is his least favorite thing to do.

Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.

by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022

Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 6, 2020

Carl pewterscmit

he owned a lotta slaves

Your such a carl pewterscmit right now

by phillynose December 13, 2022