burnt to a crisp

1950's diner terminology for a steak that is well-done or overcooked. The meat of a steak that has been 'burnt to a crisp' is typically grey-brown throughout and firm, or blackened and hard throughout. If you're in a diner or restaurant and want to order a steak that is 'burnt to a crisp', ask for it well-done or overcooked.

Waiter: Hi, I'm Buddy. What can I getcha?
Vincent Vega: Let's see, steak, steak, steak... oh yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak - I'll have that.
Waiter: How'd you want that cooked? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. And oh yeah, look at this - Vanilla Coke.

by ijustwannanap September 18, 2016

Crissy

A fake girl you make on a social network (like Myspace or Facebook)to mess with your friends.

Jordan: Our Crissy totally fuc*ed with Chris.

Robert: I know. He's such an errorist.

by Cameron Poe December 28, 2007

Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Crispyness

The attitutde of being adventurous and up for new things. A riotous spree in conquest for fun. A level of crispyness can be obtained by unquestioningly joining your friends in causing mischief and shenaniganry. Unruly behaviour for the enjoyment of enveryone involved is often part of crispyness.

Polly, where is your crispyness, stop lying on the bed when I've got a bottle of Kahlua and we're going to the best party of the year!

by Dr-P November 2, 2010

crispified

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

by markgg March 30, 2008

Crispilator

Person lifting shirt and flipping hair simutaniouly

HE does the crispilator to lure her in,

by Robert J. Sweet April 18, 2008

Crispmus

A holiday that falls on February 29th. It involves a delicious lunch including; bean cobbler, pot pie, and asparagus. During lunch each person holds hands and sings the Crispmus holiday song, in unison. In the evening the Crispmus sock puppet comes and brings paperbags full of wood glue, later that night everyone gets to sing, cheer, and make beautiful birdhouses amongst their loved ones and celebrators of crispmus!

"Hey, what's going on tonight?"
"OH, it's Crispmus lunch, bro! Then tonight we gotta make our birdhouses!"
"OH WORD, COUNT ME IN!"

by Billy Dempsify November 2, 2011