dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 10, 2010

Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017

leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018

Light bread

A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.

He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.

by Imsparticus March 31, 2021

Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

So...you like bread?

Its when you are having an awkward conversation or you are trying to flirt with someone you say it.

Person 1: -says something -
person 2 - so...you like bread?
Person 1- What? o.o

by @Jarashparadise January 19, 2015

St. Louis Bread Co.

Bagels enjoyed by the awesome people of STL. If you call it Panera while in St. Louis people will slap you in the face and force you to call it the way people say it in St. Louis. Just called Bread. CO.

St. Louis Bread Co. is freakin yummers.

by Mrs.RobertPattinson November 8, 2010