Dick brain

When a girl has sex and she goes stupid over the guys dick

Man the girl I fucked last night had such bad dick brain

by May420 July 9, 2019

Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.

Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.

by a j a x March 15, 2017

Foggy Brain

A cognitive delay due to recently waking up. May also be attributed to hunger or anger.

Corey doesn't know what he's talking about, he has Foggy Brain.

by Dr. John, PsyD March 13, 2013

Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020

Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning

Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain

by Tillyboy February 24, 2020