filter biscuit

filter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.
by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020
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Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human
Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?
by Willie the wank sesh March 02, 2019
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Spirit Biscuit

an exceedingly good biscuit, which feeds the soul.
Jay: Nice biscuits lad.
Pez: Spirit Biscuit!
Jay: Kushdy biccy larrr!
by Cake Bøi January 07, 2011
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Thigh Biscuits

When a heavy chick wears fishnets and the pudge on her thighs looks like a sheet of biscuits squeezing out
“Did you see that girl walk by in fishnets?”
“Oh yeah, I couldn’t miss those thigh biscuits!”
by Lil’ Wonton June 26, 2019
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Raw Biscuit

When a man inserts his penis straight into an unsuspecting victim's ass, no lube required. This may cause pain and discomfort to the end receiver, however this is very common.
Person 1: Where is Tom??
Person 2: Preforming Raw Biscuit on his younger sister...
by HMND1 October 30, 2020
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Dippy Biscuits

Biscuits perfectly designed for dipping into tea, coffee, hot chocolate or your preferred beverage. Favourites include Digestives, Rich Tea and to a lesser extent Jaffa Cakes (although debate still ensues over whether or not these are actually biscuits. If not then a new category shall be created called 'Dippy Cakes', into which they will fall).
Sam, could ya get some biscuits as you're out?
What kinda biscuits?
Ah any kind of Dippy Biscuits will do.
by steeeeeeve94 March 07, 2011
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prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.
Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.
by keyster king October 04, 2015
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