Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.

"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"

by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.

Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick

by Richyyxo April 2, 2019

Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey

"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."

by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Beat that batter

Pattacake is a Caribbean (mostly Guyanese) synonym for vagina. In the cake making process, in order to ensure a quality product, butter and sugar are combined with vigorous beating in a process called creaming. “Beat that batter,” means to deliver optimal sexual performance to ensure a pattacake is well serviced and satisfied.

I’m going to beat that batter and pound that pattacake, then spread those lips to lick all that creamy frosting.

by Sugabowl Central March 9, 2021