The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
Get the Boner Gogglesmug. When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Boner stretchmug. When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011
Get the Theoretical Bonermug. As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018
Get the Moto-bonermug. ;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017
Get the Boner Narcolepseymug. A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth
by Sethtaros May 18, 2017
Get the wunder bonermug. by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017
Get the ocean bonermug.