The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
Get the British Pipelinemug. Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."
by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019
Get the Southern Britishmug. by cool.swag.boy.24 October 9, 2023
Get the Britishmug. by James & Matthew May 1, 2021
Get the British Fevermug. A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.
Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
Get the british tenmug. The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 23, 2021
Get the Get Bent British Stylemug. by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022
Get the britishmug.