barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

by Spookhetti May 26, 2020

bastard

big long cocks

big long bastard

by Schwakid12345 June 16, 2020

Bastard

A name a southern dad gives his son

Hold the flashlight bastard

by Little bastards November 24, 2020

Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

bastards

A southern welsh term for the crumbs that fell off of a pie

"Could you clean up the bastards that fell to the bottom of the oven?"

by wfb-2012 March 29, 2021

bagtard

portmanteau formed from bagholder + bagnard + retard

def: (1) a "very stable genius" (aka moron) who envisions himself as an astute 'investor' (aka wannabe) and after buying a bunch of bad stocks, instead of prudently selling, rightaway, and taking a loss, stubbornly holds-on "long-and-strong" until the stock goes to ZERO and he is flat broke; (2) a person who stubbornly refuses to admit he made a mistake and desperately and stubbornly holds onto his erroneous position, long after being shown irrefutable facts proving him wrong e.g., also see trumptard .

Anyone who invested in NAK thinking it was their El Dorado, has been proved a bagtard!

by Mister Hankey April 9, 2021

bastard

you

you are a bastard

by k kab June 22, 2021