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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.
"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"
by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
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Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo
"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."
by Bagelterms December 3, 2020
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Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
by Dantony milne November 22, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020
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Bageling

The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
by DestDM January 9, 2021
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Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina
Man I could really use a skin bagel right now
by ScotvanD January 12, 2021
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