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Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.
During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.
by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020
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Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.
Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
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Kush Baby

A 'Kush Baby' - similar to a bush baby - is a new-comer to the world of dank kush.

Although no expert at 420 blazing, a 'Kush Baby' is still eager to sample the world of chong; looking up to Kush Daddy's like 'Snoop' and 'J-Dog' for tips and tricks.

'Kush Baby's' need to be taken care of in many ways, for example;

Providing them with water in case that kush chronic makes them cough up a lung.

Ensuring they cross roads safely when baked like a potato.

One on one wacky baccy lessons, e.g. 'Quickfire Kush".
"You've got to breathe in until it goes to your chest, Kush Baby."

"I'm still a young Kush Baby, how do you expect me to rip hella bongs 24/7 ?!!?"
by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016
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on baby jesus

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 18, 2020
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Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.
A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.
by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018
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Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.
Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?
by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 3, 2010
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