Alien

How would I describe humanity to Aliens?

Iam "A Quasi-Psychic bipedal primate hivemind that uses verbal cues to communicate their thoughts to one another and inference to predict what it likely to happen in the future (which is what makes it quasi-psychic). Since the time of our insemination we have abstracted out the traits of the other animals that share our planet and then crafted tools to allow ourselves to use those traits to survive and make out lives easier (For example, big cat tooth sharp = animal dead, therefore, if I have sharp tooth I too can make animal = dead and, thus, the creation of the knife). I think that would adequately describe to an Alien race what we are in the most literal sense."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Alien Load

A toxic spray of tainted goo

Gizmo was known around these parts for shooting alien loads in bbw’s

by FudgeJock December 22, 2025

Alien Rage

A specific, theatrical display of pseudo-rage where someone performs exaggerated anger they are not genuinely feeling. Instead of reacting naturally, the person appears to be imitating what they think rage looks like, but pushed to an over the top, extreme, resulting in an awkward, cartoonish, and inauthentic performance.

This goes beyond a normal tantrum or a general "crash out". It's clearly forced. The display feels less like a real emotional outburst and more like someone “playing angry” for an audience.

Common characteristics:
Forced, exaggerated seething sounds and heavy, deliberate breathing.
Overdone chest, shoulder, and arm movements rising and falling in a comical way.
Loud grunting, growling, or yelling—sometimes screaming without words, as if recreating a dramatic movie rage moment.
Large, aggressive arm or pointing gestures that land on the wrong words, emphasizing meaningless parts of their sentences instead of the actual threat, creating an “alien mimicking human anger” effect.
The person often doesn’t know what they’re going to say next, which leads to:
Awkward, improvised insults that don’t land or make much sense.
Example: “I’m going to use you like a shit napkin!”
Strange or incorrect use of profanity.
Example: “You ass-head!”
Repeating the same phrase multiple times, even when it becomes jumbled or meaningless.

Also Known as:
Borrowed Anger Syndrome
Cringe Rage
Second-Hand Rage
Pseudo-Raging

"Dude over there is Alien Raging over someone cutting in line, in front of him.
Now he's seething and and flexing for all four imaginary cameras."

"He has wild Alien Rage. That is some top cringe level crash out."

by Turning Trix December 31, 2025

4 aliens

Instead of saying god say four aliens, because according to atheists thats how we, humans, were created, or one theory anyway

4 aliens, dammit

by astounding February 14, 2003

Mister_Alien_Dude

Self explanitory.

You take 3 life forms. A mister, A dude, An and Alien.

You stick them all into one bedroom.

And you get a MAD puppet. AKA Mister_Alien_Dude!

Mister_Alien_Dude Is the result of Nomisuke, DarksoldierX, and Kyd.

by Ikarasu September 2, 2003

Red Alien

An extremely potent ecstasy pill. Never disappoints.

Dude I only had 2 red aliens...and they annihilated me when Kryoman came on the dance floor!

by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011

The Alien Team

Group of amazing aliens fighting for their rights all over the world. Nora, Manahil, Mothy and May <3 Nobody can miss with them, cause the have their secret powers ;) love you guys!

"hey, did you see the alien team on the tv?"
"yeah, they rock man!"
"I love May, she's hot"
"yeah, so do Nora and Manahil. they are sisters"
"but you know what? I'd totally go gay for Mothy ;)"
"HELL YEAHH!"

by Alien in Black November 4, 2012