A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.
I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.
by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

by curt February 21, 2004

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
by G009 June 1, 2016

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)
How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!
by SimonSay's August 7, 2017
