that must have been awkward for you

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.

I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

Buh huh huh <----awkward moment ender

an affectionate phrase used to deflate the awkwardness of a previous statement.

I heard your cousin Sheila has an STD

Buh huh huh!

by curt February 21, 2004

awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 December 10, 2012

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011