olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

alexander

he is a little bit on the crazy side and is completely stupid, he loves cookies :)and he loves girls that names are Josephine.

u are as stupid as Alexander.

by pppppppp1234567 May 11, 2020

Alexander Tolstrup

Alexander, is often referred to as the prince, although he really is the god among men, a real stunner. Alexander is also a very clever guy. He got the brains with an IQ that exceeds most people, and he is probably as smart as he is hot. Nothing can hold him back, as he is a real gunner. Alexander was born lucky, he is the life's wheel of fortune, and people love to be around him and touch him, hoping they will get a bit of his lucky nature. Alexander is also a funny guy, a real people magnet. When you get to know this prince better, you will never let him go, since he is the sweetest and most caring person ever, a life saver and a sexy doctor. Alexander is sexy, and he knows it.

Alexander Tolstrup is defined by girls by this:

Girl 1: Wow, that prince screams sexiness

Girl 2: Yes, he must be an Alexander

Girl 1: Such a god

Girl 2: Alexander is DEIL!!

by Alexander lover69 November 22, 2021

Alexander

An Alexander is a guy who have the biggest penis is the world

Wow, look at this, his name is Alexander for sure

by I love Lars September 4, 2018

Marquis Alexander

Marquis Alexander is one of the most kind hearted boys alive, he’s very sweet, cute, and has a pretty smile, the only time he’s mean is when he’s influenced by others.

His name is Marquis Alexander? Omg he’s a keeper😉

by Leave me aloneeeeee February 4, 2021