shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

mason

stupid boy that you will fall in love with for some ungodly reason

person 1: mason is so hot
person 2: yeah ig but hes a jerk
person 1: shutup hes hot

by nastyslut June 4, 2023

Mason

Mason is a twin. Short, portly and a warlock. Mason loves to say women seduce him when he's actually quite deviant all on his own.

Oh there's Mason, you better run.

by Narchunter1 November 27, 2024

Mason Tweedy

Young handsome well hung homosexual Swedish Prince.

My husband is a Mason Tweedy.

by Mason Tweedy January 9, 2025