Jess

Literally the biggest dickhead you’re ever going to meet

Jess is a bitch

by B3N_TH0M920N May 6, 2019

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

uncle Jesse style

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.

I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 2, 2019

Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.

We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.

by nyxathid July 28, 2010

PULL A JESSE GONZALES

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

Jesse Ge

Coolest chink in town

I'm Jesse Ge, you can't be like me

by ekeleleman679 March 3, 2017