by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

by llau March 31, 2022

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024

by FREDDIDIEIEIDEOEIDIED November 5, 2020

Daddy!?! Sorry I mean- an animatronic bear that seemingly has more personality and ass than me!! Also more fans and simps than any of the most popular of characters from any game/show/anime. Most with daddy issues find him as an amazing father figure after he calls the character we play 'Superstar'. Most take this to personally and begin to simp drastically. He is from the popular game FNAF: Security Breach.
Person1: I love Glammrock Freddy! Such a great guy in this new game!
Person2: Oh yeah I got turned on when he called me superstar!!!
Person1: wth... are you ok Loraine??
Person2: Oh yeah I got turned on when he called me superstar!!!
Person1: wth... are you ok Loraine??
by C0mDump$t3r January 10, 2022

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009
