potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato
"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"
by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017
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potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples
Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away
by Preist_of_Gaming April 07, 2020
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Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
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Potato hug

Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.
I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.
by Soupislove November 11, 2019
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potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.
*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.
by bopper4747 December 18, 2013
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potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!
by Mr.Potato Head April 24, 2017
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