Fat whale

A lawless big woman who feasts on donuts and ice cream. Extremely mad when not fed

Here comes Wendi acting like a fat whale and eating all of Alexs food again

by Fat whale January 14, 2015

Fat-Houndin'

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.

1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.

by Cobmckin November 10, 2011

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

fat ho

a prostitute typically between 200-300 pounds

"He pulled up to a fat hoe in the parking lot he was turned on by this."

by fat wet slobbery dogs cunt May 16, 2018

scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

Danger Fat

A girl who is pretty hot and sexy.

HOWEVER due to her lifestyle/bodyshape/outlook on life it is clear there will be a time where she balloons and the unfortunate male with her will be stuck with something he was mis-sold.

The girl at work, she's real hot but loves MacDonalds and is always on a diet even though she looks thin. DANGER FAT!

by The Negativvv November 22, 2011

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023