Woodshop

Fingering a girl only to realize she was on her period and now you've got bloody fingers.

Guy 1 : bro dont talk to so and so she just woodshoped me
Guy 2 : What a bitch she should have her house burned down

by Brohatmas Gandhi January 3, 2011

Deer woods

Deer woods (deer - woodz)

Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..

Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.

"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."

by Amfdorp June 10, 2013

Whoopsie Poopsie

In Ancient China, this was said (in Chinese translation of course) during anal sex when ones penis came in contact with the receivers bowel movements. After done with the bowel movement, the anal receiver would then spread the poo on a platter and then rub the platter on the anal giver's nipple (preferably left)

I gave this hot asian whore a whoopsie poopsie the other day. She ended up licking it off my titties.

by Beaver Boy March 15, 2005

Woodshed

To store up ideas, experiences, pantry food for future use.

Using a tape recorder she woodsheds song ideas and melodies to work on later.

by Bruce Miller December 4, 2003

Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

Woodstock Middle School

A place full of dumbasses to the point it isn’t even funny. You got racist white teachers that are racist towards Hispanics & blacks for no fucking reason. You have me-ma who will harrass you for no reason & is older than the fucking bible. Also to add to that, this school is ghetto, has hella kids who smoke weed, vape, or have sex. Half of the school is either Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or a weirdass. Don’t send your child to Woodstock Middle School

A: Yeah my kid goes to Woodstock Middle School
B: Do you want your kid to commit suicide?
A: Yes

by stopo May 8, 2022