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A view of the world not based on one’s own truth (i.e. standpoint epistemology), but grounded in data, reason, and universal principles.
I’m Not Woke. I agree racism exists and has caused disparities, but evidence doesn’t support it as the source for all inequality of outcome.
Not Woke by DrCigol June 4, 2021

Post Woke 

A level of maturity that keeps people from indulging in the reckless emotionalism, self-pity and murderous resentment inherent in Wokeness.
(C) “Wokeness allows me to blame others for my shortcomings and mistakes so nothing is my fault!”

(A) “How is that working for you?”
(C) “No so good. Maybe I’ll try Post Wokeness.”
Post Woke by Reluctant Adult October 3, 2019

You woke the wrong dog 

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you
*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"
You woke the wrong dog by Black T August 23, 2016

walking-woke 

(wô'king'wōk) n. a person who has the uncanny ability to not think when woke ideology is questioned, disregarded, or under attack. When provoked, their zombie-like qualities takeover and they have been known to do anything to devour anyone who has the ability to think and is immune to woke propaganda. These individuals are not very strong when alone but when they are in a horde they can be a formidable force of destruction and mayhem.
I said, "Hello sir" to a 37 year old man named Richard who, I did not realize, felt like a woman today. The walking-woke amassed a group. Now, I have no job, am blacklisted from society, have been labeled a Nazi, and my family and I are being threatened with physical violence on a daily basis. I have been notified that this is the right thing to do since I am intolerant and not woke.
walking-woke by HotCupofJoe September 4, 2023

beat his ass woke 

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.
I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!
beat his ass woke by Jan-man September 22, 2017