A colloquial term often used to describe the consumption of low-quality, single-distilled homemade alcohol mixed with soft drinks, typically cola. The alcohol is commonly measured using an improvised device, such as a repurposed two-stroke oil bottle, before being added to the beverage.
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Get the wobblebeard mug.A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.
Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?
Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time
Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time
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Get the Wobbly Woods mug.Chill ripped stud with lots of money. Has a really easy time with women, WAY too easy, has to go out in disguise to avoid the flock.
Dame 1: omg is that wobbleglom?
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit
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1)A dumb ass who judges others although his descriptions would perfectly describe his own mother; or, 2) a whore who is has had one too many
1)A dumb ass who judges others although his descriptions would perfectly describe his own mother; or, 2) a whore who is has had one too many
by Salami Mami May 26, 2025
Get the Wobbly Slut mug.An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!
You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's
by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025
Get the Wobbercott mug.An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!
You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's
by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025
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