Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 9, 2014
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Get the Declan Wilson mug.Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
by Not A Hill July 24, 2018
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Get the ellie wilson mug.Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018
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