Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."
by Hahasquid December 9, 2014
Get the Harvey Wilsonmug. by MrChu242 April 29, 2020
Get the Declan Wilsonmug. Wilson Cabral is a hard working type of person. He dislikes negativity and too much drama, also has very high standards and doesn't like to be distracted when wanting to do something.
Wilson Cabral cares for people, but just wants most his friends to support him.
Very kind person and motivational, how ever if you're a fool to him he will snap back at you.
Wilson Cabral doesn't like to lose.
Wilson Cabral cares for people, but just wants most his friends to support him.
Very kind person and motivational, how ever if you're a fool to him he will snap back at you.
Wilson Cabral doesn't like to lose.
Person 1: Woah look at that guy over there he's so passionate and hard working into what he does
Person 2: That guy must be a Wilson Cabral
Person 2: That guy must be a Wilson Cabral
by Shortsman1000 January 3, 2018
Get the wilson cabralmug. Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
by Not A Hill July 24, 2018
Get the Brian Wilson-edmug. by anonymous January 5, 2023
Get the Anthony Wilsonmug. A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.
Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
by Igris2024 February 9, 2022
Get the Wilsonmug. A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Scotty are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020
Get the Wilsonmug.