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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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Whack

Brandon is always listening to rap music, he's so whack.
by kewlius October 23, 2017
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Slick Whack

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.
Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."
by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018
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Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.
After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.
by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013
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Whack

Cash... a heavy stack, like a lot of it.
I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"

I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
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Celery-whack

1) To whack oneโ€™s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isnโ€™t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and youโ€™re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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