Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025

Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.

Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

Winter Weasel

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.

I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.

by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021

WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.

Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha

by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020

Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.

Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!

by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018