Vanilla gorilla

A very average gorilla

Look at that vanilla gorilla, so boring and basic.

by Iamalittlespecialmymomsaidso June 25, 2021

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Vanilla cone

that $1 ice-cream cone you can get from McDonalds or DQ

yo man can you pick me up a vanilla cone

by gooseyp March 17, 2017

Choc-Vanilla swirl

When you diarrhea in your toilet and proceed to jerk your cock until you cum onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you then flush the toilet to create a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"What's up Denton"
"brother you choc-vanilla swirled in my dad's apartment"
"my apologies?"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021