Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras

Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla

by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

vanilla degen

Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.

A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen

by QXTR July 11, 2021

Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.

I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

Vanilla Buddy

When you and your friend are basic as hell and you both know it.

That's my Vanilla Buddy

by 420 Vanilla Rabbit 69 April 2, 2019

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010