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Vegan dinosaur

A breed of dinosaur made from broccoli that impregnated a female trex.
Wow that vegan dinosaur has a nice bum
by T to the G October 6, 2020
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street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes
Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.
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Ex-vegan

An ex-vegan is someone who is no longer vegan. Many vegans quit veganism due to health reasons, hair loss or other reasons such as craving meat and so they go back to eating animal products.

Unfortunately, many ex vegans get a lot of hate just because they’re no longer vegan or just because they want to improve their health and aren’t able to do so on the vegan diet. Not everyone knows that veganism doesn’t work for everyone.

On the other hand, some vegans actually accept people who are no longer vegan and are very supportive of them.
Ex-vegan: Hello guys, I’m no longer vegan which means I am now back to eating animal products as veganism hasn’t been working for me. I am doing because of health reasons and I have been dealing with hair loss.

Rude vegans: How dare you! More animals are going to die because of you! All of your hard work was all for nothing!
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vegan style

The act of using potato skins, corn husks, or other locally sourced, organically grown produce as contraception. Generally considered the act of making love while using potato skins as a condom. (Not recommended)
Dont be a fool, dont wrap your tool, just do it vegan style.
by Daddy’s little angle July 26, 2018
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Vegan-rendang-curry

A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!
by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021
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VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
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Vegan

retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.
Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.
by applyingFORartINaustria February 17, 2024
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