Urban Dictionary

Me: I'm going to define "Life" on Urban Dictionary.
*5 minutes later*
Your definition has been rejected
Me: FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!
by itskindofajerseything April 12, 2011
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A book of online slangs and funny words!
*Searchs Apple on Urban Dictionary* A yummy fruit that you can eat!
by Dance Dance on your Ass February 28, 2009
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Urban Dictionary: Immature Phuckwads Approve and then Delete Definitions as if they rule the street...instead of their bathrooms littered with Manga, Sheet: Urban means STREET and the STREET NEVER SLEEPS!
Candy-asses who don't have a clue, The circle jerk they made will be their undo. Doing each other, Urban Dictionary gets a real Screw, in a never ending battle for Doof, Crustis and the Amerika way, Urban Dictionary proves they suck each and every day.

You don't rule the street, we do. You prove it every time you refuse, to publish a definition, It should be your ambition, approval without any ill conceived precognition.

The street is REAL and needs no approval, especially from the likes of you? (You think A website makes you a Guru?) We shouldn't take the time to even try to clue you.

You do not represent the Street, Urban or anyone but chat room residents looking to have head-game fun.

It's clear, You Don't have a clue and you don't know the Street or Urban..Just a faggot-Ass group of teeny boppers Jerkin your own Gherkin.
"SHEEET Homes, you mean the URBAN DICTIONARY approved that definition and then later on DELETED it just cause some CANDY ASS Teeny-Bopper doesn't like Rap?!!"
"No Man, It wasn't because the Bytches doesn't Like Rap...It's Cause they cant pull they're heads out of each others asses long enough to hit the street and get the real DOPE as to whats REAL URBAN...ANGST-ASS pathetic phuckwads!"
"Damn, sounds like they PASSENGER PIGEON(Ectopistes
migratorius)?" "Yeah, No Street Respect."
"Word." "Yeah Dawg, If Urban Dictionary wants Street (Urban) respect, then EVERY DEFINITION SUBMITTED NO MATTER WHAT THE CONTENT needs to be APPROVED after meeting editorial requirements and NEVER...NEVER DELETED." "WAY!"
by Flash 22 January 30, 2008
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The Internet's last bastion of functional thumbs-downs.
Nowhere else does thumbing-down still do anything. Not on YouTube, not anywhere. Only on Urban Dictionary can you see the numerical ratio of thumbs-ups to thumbs-downs. inb4 this gets downvoted
by The Urban Dictionary Staff November 28, 2019
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1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
by Lovely Poet February 17, 2017
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A relatively useful website that white people use to find out about slang words, unknown terms, or to show off to their friends.
Hey bro, what does ____ mean?
Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude.
by Gooseboi8 December 13, 2016
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A place where definitions can be written by anyone.

There are a number of retards who dislike someone for having an opinion, but there are also intellectuals out there.
OMG, I JUST GOT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND SAW SOMEONE THAT SAID MATT WALSH WAS INTELLIGENT, I AM OFFENDED AND DEFINITELY NOT RETARDED FOR DISLIKING THIS
by Cry Liberals August 07, 2023
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