What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
"Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"
by Troubled1 September 11, 2021
by BigSal72 December 18, 2018
Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 11, 2014
When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.
This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 09, 2019
An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2019
Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 08, 2023