ass uncle

Its an uncle that likes to pound the asshole of fellow men.

Dude, your uncle is a fuckin' ass uncle, he cant get away from the ass!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Awkward Uncle

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

by bms47 August 21, 2008

uncle face

1. a girl with a face that resembles your uncle or any uncle
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface

1. check out that bitch, she's got an uncle face
2. what an uncle face!

by Jarrod Perreault & Ryan Staples November 21, 2004

Hollywood Undead

Hollywood Undead is a hardcore hip hop band consisting of seven members. Charlie Scene, Da Kurlzz, Funny Man, Tha Producer, J-Dog, The Server, and Shady Jeff. They combine hip hop with hardcore to create a unique style all their own. Some of their songs are focused on sex, violence, and clubs, but some are serious and focused on losing love and drugs. Scene refers either to the club scene in Hollywood or the hardcore scene, sometimes called scene for short.

"Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight, let's have a pillow fight I know you're tight. That's when we turn off the light. Girl, if you're from Orange County I'll fuck you right, and I think J-Dog might, if I'm nice. That's when we turn off the light."- Turn Off The Light, Hollywood Undead

"I look alive, I'm dead inside. My heart has holes and black blood flows. We'll do some drugs and fall in love, and get fucked up while the world just shrugs. With no thought, logically. We're wandering the streets just aimlessly."- A Knife Called Lust, Hollywood Undead

by xPsychox December 14, 2008

Uncle Ted

Another name for Ted Nugent.

I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.

by Stosh January 14, 2005

Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.

"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."

by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005

Uncle Daddy

1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.

Hey Carl, are you closing the bar tonight for your Uncle Daddy?

by charlotte blackwell October 18, 2010