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The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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Ultimate X

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X
by Ultimate X August 12, 2004
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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.
Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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Ultimate Cuponk

A game that consist of doing trickshots with a cuponk set. Players go in rotations, if the person before you makes it, you MUST perform an act stated by the scoring player before you. If the player before you keeps scoring consecuativly the acts you perform become more and more homosexual with each score.
David and Thomas were playing Ultimate Cuponk,David Scored and Thomas kissed david's butt.
by David54 July 7, 2011
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Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.
" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."
by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024
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