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Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.
please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”
by LuberPains December 9, 2021
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uber uncool

An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"

"No, I can't because I have work."

"That's uber uncool man."
by Aleleekhall December 29, 2017
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017
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uber fish

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.
Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!
by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010
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uberization

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.
Did you see Jeff's uberization of that thread? He just does not know when to give it up.
by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020
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Uber Unkle

Dude is your unkle an Uber Unkle, because all he does is sit by his computer all day long?
by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010
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