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Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug
N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”
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twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!
by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012
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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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twilight face

A person who is bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!
by lookatyotwilightface February 29, 2012
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Twilight

A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.
Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward

Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.
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Twilight

Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.
Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.
by The Golden Fack August 15, 2013
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Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.
John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*
by sylvita999 December 7, 2011
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