"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023
Get the Trail Mixmug. Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation
by Phatcock11 December 11, 2018
Get the Snail Trailmug. Single females in a group of 2 or more that are generally young and sexually open to new experiences that you and your buddy meet on a hiking trail or expedition through a National Park or general outdoor excursion.
They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.
They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.
Bro1: Hey Bro let's get ready for the big adventure at the beautiful national park this coming weekend.
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!
by PeaceXLove777 June 19, 2020
Get the trail hoesmug. by pineapple264736 August 25, 2025
Get the Off the trailmug. by Bobby8nyc January 4, 2020
Get the NHP Trailmug. A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.
Do not try at home
Do not try at home
by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018
Get the Salem Witch Trailmug. An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.
Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.
Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.
Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.
by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024
Get the Snicker Trailmug.