porcelain touch

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn

porcelain touch by john really brown June 13, 2006

Midas touch 

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

Midas touch by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

Don't touch my Bob 

don't touch it. it's mine.

you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"

Don't touch my Bob by stupid stupid girl August 17, 2006

couch touch 

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

couch touch by CusIcan December 12, 2013

Stranger Touch 

A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk

"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."

Stranger Touch by guesshoomuthafka July 17, 2014

Face touch 

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

Face touch by LKV824 August 10, 2016

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

poor touch by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016