toilet gnome

Random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. Probably sniffs the seats too.......

Watch out, the toilet gnome is about!

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

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Toilet Trainer

A male protitute who works out of mens rooms.

Being a toilet trainer helped me buy my new Pinto!

by Meghann December 14, 2004

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Toilet mascara

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.

I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

by crackajack007 May 06, 2009

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jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

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